Jude law why i love spurs

With AVB in charge, a team wide walk out is always around the corner. Celebrities, with their love of the club and no need for money, provide us with a valuable cache of potential players who would be immune to AVB's club destroying dynamics.

Let's find out. Adele, GK - In today's increasingly international game, finding a way to communicate between players who do not even speak the same language is more important than ever.

Adele, a billion time Grammy winner and noted Spurs supporter, would be a valuable asset for the team, able communicate with any and all players through the international language of painful break up songs.

Phil Collins, RB - Phil's music can repel other teams' attack. Or he won't be able to play music. Either way, its a win. Marina Sirtis, CB - Nothing is more important for a defense than being able to read the movements of your opposition.

No need to be fast when you know when their attack will be. Not only is Star Trek's Counselor Troi a lifelong Spurs fan, but her empathic abilities will enable her to anticipate the other team's attack, as long as she doesn't stand there with her hand on her head squinting for too long. Charles Bronson, CB - No, not the actor. The man dubbed the "most violent prisoner in Britain. Let's put him at the back and let him wreck some fools.

He had like 20 jobs on that show, ranging from Viper pilot to Lawyer to President to fat guy. He should be able to handle Left Back. If all else fails he can just crash a space ship into the other team's striker. The English actor would lull the opposition's attack into a false sense of security with his good looks and charming wit, then break their heart by taking the ball off their feet and cheating on them with the babysitter they hired before the game.

He also had to play an Arsenal fan in Fever Pitch. I think we've found a midfield destroyer ready to take out some aggression on some dudes. John Cena, CM - A good midfield is important for dominating a game.

Anyone who watches wrestling knows that no one dominates a sport quite like John Cena. Also he's covered in muscle and can crush Mesut Ozil's head under his arm like a grape, which will be dangerous because his eyes are already bulging so no one will know when his head is going to explode.

Rupert Grint, CAM - Tottenham have always been a club that was about glory, prizing beautiful play over results. A little bit of magic has always been an important part of our club's midfield and young Mr. Weasley would give us the creativity we need. Sign in. Log into your account. Forgot your password? Privacy Policy.

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